Ode to Gardasil

April 30, 2016




Sandy's poem......



Come here dear little children
Now you’re nine years old
We want the very best for you
So please be brave and bold

When you get this little jab
It’ll give you some pain
But it’ll be so good for you
Tho’ it might affect your brain

It gives your little bodies 
Such a healthy feast:
Aluminium and histidine
Some virus strains and yeast

There’s polysorbate 80 
But we don’t mind at all
The nurses here will catch you
If you do faint or fall

There’s borax which kills cockroaches
No joking, it is true
But the experts have told us 
That it surely won’t kill you

There are many thousands
Of side effects we hear
But we hope that you’ll be lucky
And have nothing to fear

In fact nobody knows 
If the jab will prevent
Any type of cancer 
In any event

Some medical experts 
Do in fact declare
That the jab may give you cancer
And they don’t know if it’s rare

We really want some grandchildren
When you become mature
The jab may make you sterile
Tho’ nobody is sure!


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