Ode to Gardasil
April 30, 2016

Sandy's poem......
GARDASIL?!
Come here dear little children
Now you’re nine years old
We want the very best for you
So please be brave and bold
When you get this little jab
It’ll give you some pain
But it’ll be so good for you
Tho’ it might affect your brain
It gives your little bodies
Such a healthy feast:
Aluminium and histidine
Some virus strains and yeast
There’s polysorbate 80
But we don’t mind at all
The nurses here will catch you
If you do faint or fall
There’s borax which kills cockroaches
No joking, it is true
But the experts have told us
That it surely won’t kill you
There are many thousands
Of side effects we hear
But we hope that you’ll be lucky
And have nothing to fear
In fact nobody knows
If the jab will prevent
Any type of cancer
In any event
Some medical experts
Do in fact declare
That the jab may give you cancer
And they don’t know if it’s rare
We really want some grandchildren
When you become mature
The jab may make you sterile
Tho’ nobody is sure!